Posts Tagged ‘wwtdd’


23 June, 2009

Chris Brown admitted today that he beat Rihanna on February 8th, punched her in the face repeatedly and choked her, and even though he’s never shown the slightest bit or regret or remorse, prosecutors in Los Angeles agreed to a plea that let’s him walk away without even one day in jail. TMZ says…

“He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day — 1440 hours total) — which is, in effect, hard labor. He’ll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks.
He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault — he pled guilty. He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months.
He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program.
If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison.
Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”

Washing fire trucks? Are they fucking serious? We used to have a neighborhood fire house in my neighborhood and kids would help wash the trucks for fun. It was a special treat. We would wash the trucks and wear the helmets and play with the dog. All they have to do now is make him eat some rice krispy treats, and California’s idea of punishing violent criminals will be the exact same as one of my happiest childhood memories.

To Quote The WWTDD… again…

4 March, 2009

This is where he hit me, right here…, which I constantly praise so I won’t this time because I’m no one’s bitch, has another article about the ever increasingly retarded Rihanna/Chris Brown saga. I have to agree, why the hell isn’t there more of fall out for this douche?

closequoteI don’t happen to know any black people, and I haven’t been hearing many black people condemn Brown for what he did, so I went over to Media Take Out. The site takes the controversial position that what Brown did was wrong, but the majority of the readers are too savvy to be fooled by the white media, and they know the truth, specifically that Rihanna beat herself up, she likes being beaten up, she beat him up, she started it, and the TMZ picture is a forgery. They say…

– “tHAT cAN’T bE hIS bLOOD? wE dON’T kNOW wHAT sHE dID 2 hIM…”
– “Oh and looking at her injuries, it doesn’t look like she would be bleeding like that. No one knows what she did to Chris Brown. It could be his blood for all we know.”
– “Thanks for revealing to everyone in graffic detail that Rhianna likes it rough…”
– “so, think about it folks if he punched her or slapped her you would see knuckles and/or a hand print on her face somewhere. do you see any of this?”
– “that crazy b!tch prolly beat her own self up…”
– “Man that could be from anywhere…..that blood could be from a honda civic!”

It kind of goes on and on like that for a while, and other than the theory about Honda Civics being hemophiliacs, the majority say the same thing, that this story is not a big deal. Another thing I discovered during my investigation is that Chris Brown is a little bitch. I also heard that he lactates, and he acts tough to overcompensate for that and his tiny tiny penis. In fact his penis is so small it’s been declared a choking hazard for kids 0-3. True Story!closequote

Why WWTDD (and lily allen) Rules: Part II…

16 February, 2009


closequote Lily Allen relaxed in the Bahamas on Friday (as seen above) but today she’s back on tour and back on Twitter. In a response to the UK tabloid News of the World, who cited a Dutch newspaper and claimed Lily advocated parents giving their kids ecstasy, Lily wrote…

Phoning my lawyers and taking legal action, news of the world need a better dutch translator, as if I would say that. And they know it…

Perez of course rocked back and forth to push up off his frosting stained couch to write unfunny insults over this, even though she didn’t do it, part of his history of printing the worst stuff possible about her, regardless of whether or not those things are true. Almost one year ago, he said his sources told him Lily was on her way to rehab. Never happened. He said his sources told him her new music sucked. “It’s Not Me It’s You” debuted at number one, and “The Fear” is the number one single for the third week in a row. He said his sources told him her record label was “livid” with her. Hey guess who bought her this gold Rolex last week.

I’m not entirely sure what my point is to this. I think I’m just trying to show off in front of Lily. She can’t help but be impressed with my skill as a blogger, a talent on par with being able to stand still in front of a door to prop it open.

Article is here, with pictures!

This, again, is why WWTDD is such a good celebrity-type blog. Not only can he rip on famous people but he also goes after his peers and himself, and in a way that isn’t attacking them/himself as much is lampooning them, if you will (and you shall)…