Posts Tagged ‘retarded’

Say What?

14 April, 2010



Girl claims injuries from price scanner

ERIE, Pa. — An Erie County jury has been asked to decide whether a 12-year-old girl was burned and later developed psychological problems when a convenience store clerk allegedly aimed a hand-held price scanner at her face.

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Why The Police Suck Part… I’ve Lost Count

31 March, 2010



Pregnant Woman Tasered


You know, there are a few reasons to taser a pregnant woman. None of them are in this article…

That’s Not… Even Remotely Based in Any Fact, Whatsoever…

28 December, 2009



A little while ago BoingBoing posted an image from the cover of “W” magazine clearly (seriously) showing that Demi Moore’s (awesomely still hot after like 50 years on this planet) hip was altered to look thinner, much like the Ralph Lauren ad that was beyond laughable…

Lawyers representing Demi Moore sent a threatening letter to Boing Boing over the holidays which demanded that we remove a post I published in November, or face legal consequences. In the referenced Boing Boing post, I published photographer Anthony Citrano’s speculation that a recent W Magazine cover image of the actress may have been crudely manipulated by magazine staff to alter her hip, and appear thinner.

Link to the documents sent to BoingBoing (also beyond laughable, its literally a case they can’t win…)

What I don’t really get is that there was clearly no reason to alter her in the first place, Demi Moore is literally impossibly hot, she actually has gotten better looking as she has gotten older. Seriously, look at her in the Ghost era:



And look at her now, like 30 years later:


Holy Shit…

25 November, 2009



Wrong, on all counts… This is also from BoingBoing… maybe you should just go there instead :(…

Vomit Inducing…

16 July, 2009



[from the Boing]

Above is an ad with a picture, of a couple prior to their wedding. This ad was used to rope people into peddling satellite dishes. There is one, small, problem, however with this image… The couple was murdered last year in Antigua while on their honeymoon… Way to check your sources dishbiz!

Haha, Hilarious…

10 July, 2009



From, eek, perez

A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got preggers from swimming in their pool.

Really!

We know those little guys are known to be good swimmers, but let’s get serious, okay?

The mother returned home with her daughter after visiting the hotel on vacation, when her 13 year old announced she was pregnant. The woman, Magdalena Kwiatkowska, actually believes the teenager was sperminated while swimming in the hotel’s “mixed pool.”

A source confirms that the mother is “adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there” and she fully intends to go ahead with her case to seek compensation from the hotel.

That’s absolutely insane. Almost to the point of not even deserving a response, insane. What is this, a story someone found from a few centuries ago in some old newspaper?

Hilarious…

18 June, 2009



Watch as Britney Spears gives a shout out to London… while in Manchester…

12 May, 2009



Say it isn’t true… Katie and Peter have split? My life is over. There were many a late night where I would stay up watching random-ass marathons of these two beautiful retards on E!…

I’m not jealous of anybody until Katie is drunk… The devil gets inside her and she’s a nightmare. I trust her when she’s sober but I don’t trust her when she’s drinking,” Andre justified to reporters.

“Katie has everything she could ever want — look at our beautiful children. She’s got a multi-million pound career and a dream home. But it’s like she is insistent on pressing the self-destruct button. She is the most lovely woman when she is being just herself and I will always love her. But in the end, it all got too much to handle,”

At least he sounds honest…

My Alma Mater (Now with Video)…

11 May, 2009




At about 1:00 minute a couch is added to the melee…

My Alma Mater…

11 May, 2009





Wood and beer boxes doused in lighter fluid began burning shortly before 10 p.m. at the center of the block. Firefighters extinguished the blaze by 10:05 p.m., according to an APD news release. Soon after authorities put out the first fire, revelers lit several others just feet away. Those fires soon merged into a second blaze that consumed a couch, lawn furniture and a wooden table.

As firefighters and mounted police moved in to extinguish the fires, people standing along the street began throwing glass bottles and beer cans. The bystanders injured five horses, including one hit between the eyes with a bottle that shattered on impact, according to an APD news release written by Chief Richard Mayer.

After firefighters neutralized the second blaze, police cleared the entire block. Officers in riot gear pushed partiers out of the street, off the sidewalk and behind houses along either side of Palmer Street. Several students reported that police sprayed a yellow substance that acted like pepper spray on people who failed to leave quickly.

Athens police called university police for assistance at around 10 p.m., said OU police Chief Andrew Powers. About 15 OUPD officers responded, Powers said, adding he didn’t have an exact headcount and would release a statement later.

At about 11 p.m., a couch fire started behind 18 Hocking St., but was quickly extinguished. By 11:30 p.m., Palmer Street was empty and crowds gathered at the intersection of Palmer and Mill Street.

Police, dressed in black riot gear and wielding wooden sticks, asked students to remain on the sidewalks and not block traffic. The crowd began clapping in unison, alternately chanting “OU” and “Palmerfest.”

Mounted officers pushed back crowds that gathered around houses at the intersection. The sound of shattering glass could be heard as bottles flew from the crowd towards officers.

“Get the [expletive] off the porch and get inside, now,” yelled one officer as he and several others cleared a crowded porch directly across from Palmer Street.”
More Here…

To Quote The WWTDD… again…

4 March, 2009


This is where he hit me, right here…

WWTDD.com, which I constantly praise so I won’t this time because I’m no one’s bitch, has another article about the ever increasingly retarded Rihanna/Chris Brown saga. I have to agree, why the hell isn’t there more of fall out for this douche?

closequoteI don’t happen to know any black people, and I haven’t been hearing many black people condemn Brown for what he did, so I went over to Media Take Out. The site takes the controversial position that what Brown did was wrong, but the majority of the readers are too savvy to be fooled by the white media, and they know the truth, specifically that Rihanna beat herself up, she likes being beaten up, she beat him up, she started it, and the TMZ picture is a forgery. They say…

– “tHAT cAN’T bE hIS bLOOD? wE dON’T kNOW wHAT sHE dID 2 hIM…”
– “Oh and looking at her injuries, it doesn’t look like she would be bleeding like that. No one knows what she did to Chris Brown. It could be his blood for all we know.”
– “Thanks for revealing to everyone in graffic detail that Rhianna likes it rough…”
– “so, think about it folks if he punched her or slapped her you would see knuckles and/or a hand print on her face somewhere. do you see any of this?”
– “I THINK SHE IS HIDING SOMETHING FROM THE MEDIA REGARDING HWY IT REALLY HAPPENED, AND THAT’S WHY SHE DIDN’T GO ALONG WITH THE CHARGES…….”
– “that crazy b!tch prolly beat her own self up…”
– “Man that could be from anywhere…..that blood could be from a honda civic!”

It kind of goes on and on like that for a while, and other than the theory about Honda Civics being hemophiliacs, the majority say the same thing, that this story is not a big deal. Another thing I discovered during my investigation is that Chris Brown is a little bitch. I also heard that he lactates, and he acts tough to overcompensate for that and his tiny tiny penis. In fact his penis is so small it’s been declared a choking hazard for kids 0-3. True Story!closequote

Seriously, Its a Tie…

19 February, 2009

between the Philippines and Thailand in which is more backwards and weird…

This:

is a picture of an Worcester’s Buttonquail that was thought to be extinct. It was filmed and photographed by Filipino TV crew and then slaughtered and sold at a market…

Yes, seriously, a bird that was quite possibly the last of its kind ever was found… and then immediately killed and eaten. Wow…

WTF…

19 February, 2009

ABC news, via Yahoo, has a story about couples living together who are divorced… ya…

Check it Out Here

People are retarded… get a god damn apartment for 800 a month so your kids don’t turn out as effed up as you… seriously…

Oversimplification at its best…

30 December, 2008



BoingBoing has a featured story on people in North Carolina moving homeless people into foreclosed homes. The dude interviewed, in my honest opinion, (and we all know I can be pretty liberal most of the time) has some sort of Hero or Robin Hood complex. I understand what he is trying to do, and it is a positive thing, but the idea that there is no mention of keeping the houses up to code, waste removal, plumbing, heating or cooling makes me think that this is oversimplifying a situation that, at one time may have been but is no longer, simple.

closequote“We’re matching homeless people with peopleless homes,” he said with a grin. [Max] Rameau and a group of like-minded advocates formed Take Back the Land, which also helps the new “tenants” with secondhand furniture, cleaning supplies and yard upkeep. So far, he has moved six families into foreclosed homes and has nine on a waiting list.closequote

Also, on another note, what about the people who have lost these homes to the banks/poor economy in the first place. Shouldn’t they get to squat somewhere as well? They’re the ones who have lost something they’ve maintained and lived in previously for the homeless families to move into in the first place. I get what these people are trying to do and the statement they making and it is good, but in the world we live in today it is something that is just too complicated. This is one thing that I would normally think was cool but I just can’t see the justification for… maybe I’m getting older…