Posts Tagged ‘retard’

What. A. Retard…

6 November, 2009

From, ew, Perez…

She’s not the brightest bulb, is she?

Miley Cyrus openly admitted that she’s actually never heard a Jay-Z song, referencing her current Top 40 hit, Party in the USA, adding that she doesn’t listen to “pop music.”

We wouldn’t quite classify Jay as pop, but she’s just bein’ Miley!

She continues to basically bash the song, further stating that it’s “not even my style of music”:

“I don’t know, I didn’t write the song, so I have no idea. Honestly, I picked that song because I needed something to go with my clothing line. I didn’t write it and … I didn’t expect it to be popular, originally. It was just something that I wanted to do, and I needed some songs and it turned out for the best.”

Then she throws God into the mix to make herself seem grateful:

“I’m really blessed for it to have done as well as it has. Totally blessed. God has definitely put me in an amazing position with amazing people.”

You got really lucky, Miley. Let’s just call it like it is!

The only smart thing she said in this interview was that she will NOT be covering dad Billy Ray Cyrus’ 1992 hit Achy Breaky Heart.

Thank God!

So Awesomely Sincere…

21 July, 2009

Way to read the cue card dumbass…

You Stay Classy, Chris Brown…

13 July, 2009


You know the saying: “Say it with flowers”? Well, that just doesn’t work for everyone. Chris Brown, who, as we all know, recently plead guilty to assault, has decided to say it with a new piece of jewelry. The singer was recently spotted wearing a new $300,000 necklace with the word “Oops!” hanging from the chain. We can’t make this stuff up folks.

Created by jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills, the pricey piece, which looks like a diamond-encrusted bold joke considering Brown’s recent legal issues, was apparently the singer’s idea.

“Chris has been a client of mine for some time now,” the jeweler said. “It’s always a pleasure to work him because it gives me a chance to be creative. He came to me with a great idea and I am very pleased with the finished product.”

Brown has yet to discuss his new jewels, but his new purchase is definitely a “statement piece.”

Too soon, man… too soon…


26 June, 2009

Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher is never one to shy away from starting a ruck. So it’s a surprise to hear that he found himself on the receiving end of a tongue-lashing from none other than Britney Spears.

The pop princess got the hump with the 36-year-old Manc after he threw an all-night party at the Four Seasons hotel in Dublin, the city where both had been performing.

Brit complained that their party was too noisy and Liam was being “inconsiderate”.

Needless to say, he didn’t take much notice. We’re told: “Liam was with members of the Prodigy, along with the Appleton sisters, and decided to have a really boozy session when they got back to the hotel. They started off in the hotel’s Ice Bar and then moved on to the lobby.

As Britney entered the hotel they were being really loud and raucous, which was why she went mad. She started shouting saying that it was ridiculous that they were being so loud and inconsiderate.”

But her rant did little to stop the party — and even led to a typical Liam jibe when hotel staff intervened. Our spy added: “Liam just scoffed at her, and was overheard saying to hotel staff Britney who?’ before continuing to party. This made Britney really mad and her dad Jamie had to step in to try and sort it all out. By this time Britney had stormed off.”

The Womanizer singer, 27, trudged off to her penthouse suite so she could have more privacy. Liam was without the diplomatic influence of older brother Noel. Apparently the pair have been arguing on tour and are staying in separate hotels. A spokesman for Oasis refused to comment today.

I’d say that after Britney’s Shining Moment in Manchester the other week, she deserves it from a Manc…

Al Roker Is Funny…

17 June, 2009

“Heidi and Spencer are young and eventually will realize there is more to life than fame. And by putting them on, we are playing into their evil plot for world domination. For that, I apologize. Mwuh ha ha ha ha.”

She’s not even hot… or talented…

8 January, 2009


closequoteTo recap, in 2003, Michelle Rodriguez was charged in Los Angeles with hit-and-run and failure to exchange insurance information, plus driving with a suspended (New Jersey) license and driving without a valid California license. Later in 2003, she was pulled over for speeding through a Hollywood Boulevard intersection. She was charged with driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license and driving without a valid license. In August of 2005, she was clocked going 80 mph in a 50 mph zone. Two months later she was caught driving 90 mph in a 35 mph zone. One month after that she was ticketed for driving 83 mph in a 55 mph zone. Eleven days after that, she was arrested on Oahu after failing a field sobriety test, registering a blood-alcohol level of 0.145 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08. For this incident she served 5 days in jail. She was already on probation, and because she violated that, she was sentenced to 60 days in jail. She didn’t serve 60 days of course, she served four hours and 20 minutes, but she was sentenced to community service, which she did not do. In fact she lied to the court and provided fake documents saying she had completed community service in LA on Sept 25. She wasn’t even in LA on the day she claimed to do it, she was in New York. For all this, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail. Of course this is LA so she was released after 17. But she did get community service, and this time, shockingly, she did it! Yaay! The system works! Today she finished the last of her 200 hour sentence by picking up trash on the streets in LA. closequote

None of that is exaggerated as far as I know. That’s LA for you… and she’s not even hot…