Posts Tagged ‘perez hilton’

What. A. Retard…

6 November, 2009



From, ew, Perez…

She’s not the brightest bulb, is she?

Miley Cyrus openly admitted that she’s actually never heard a Jay-Z song, referencing her current Top 40 hit, Party in the USA, adding that she doesn’t listen to “pop music.”

We wouldn’t quite classify Jay as pop, but she’s just bein’ Miley!

She continues to basically bash the song, further stating that it’s “not even my style of music”:

“I don’t know, I didn’t write the song, so I have no idea. Honestly, I picked that song because I needed something to go with my clothing line. I didn’t write it and … I didn’t expect it to be popular, originally. It was just something that I wanted to do, and I needed some songs and it turned out for the best.”

Then she throws God into the mix to make herself seem grateful:

“I’m really blessed for it to have done as well as it has. Totally blessed. God has definitely put me in an amazing position with amazing people.”

You got really lucky, Miley. Let’s just call it like it is!

The only smart thing she said in this interview was that she will NOT be covering dad Billy Ray Cyrus’ 1992 hit Achy Breaky Heart.

Thank God!

WTF?

1 June, 2009

Wow…



“Hi Wal Mart, we love you” Seriously? I hope that they were talking to somebody else or this was a joke because there’s no way a super artistic “Performance Artist” who was actually serious would actually say something like this… Oh wait… nevermind…

What a BA, Part II…

22 April, 2009



Hilarious…

Why WWTDD (and lily allen) Rules: Part II…

16 February, 2009

From WWTDD:

closequote Lily Allen relaxed in the Bahamas on Friday (as seen above) but today she’s back on tour and back on Twitter. In a response to the UK tabloid News of the World, who cited a Dutch newspaper and claimed Lily advocated parents giving their kids ecstasy, Lily wrote…

Phoning my lawyers and taking legal action, news of the world need a better dutch translator, as if I would say that. And they know it…

Perez of course rocked back and forth to push up off his frosting stained couch to write unfunny insults over this, even though she didn’t do it, part of his history of printing the worst stuff possible about her, regardless of whether or not those things are true. Almost one year ago, he said his sources told him Lily was on her way to rehab. Never happened. He said his sources told him her new music sucked. “It’s Not Me It’s You” debuted at number one, and “The Fear” is the number one single for the third week in a row. He said his sources told him her record label was “livid” with her. Hey guess who bought her this gold Rolex last week.

I’m not entirely sure what my point is to this. I think I’m just trying to show off in front of Lily. She can’t help but be impressed with my skill as a blogger, a talent on par with being able to stand still in front of a door to prop it open.
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Article is here, with pictures!

This, again, is why WWTDD is such a good celebrity-type blog. Not only can he rip on famous people but he also goes after his peers and himself, and in a way that isn’t attacking them/himself as much is lampooning them, if you will (and you shall)…