Posts Tagged ‘idiot’

Hahaha, You Suck at Life…

4 August, 2009



Trina Thompson, 27, of the Bronx, graduated from New York’s Monroe College in April with a bachelor of business administration degree in information technology.

On July 24, she filed suit against the college in Bronx Supreme Court, alleging that Monroe’s “Office of Career Advancement did not help me with a full-time job placement. I am also suing them because of the stress I have been going through.”

The college responded that it offers job-search support to all its students.

In her complaint, Thompson says she seeks $70,000 in reimbursement for her tuition and $2,000 to compensate for the stress of her three-month job search.

As Thompson sees it, any reasonable employer would pounce on an applicant with her academic credentials, which include a 2.7 grade-point average and a solid attendance record. But Monroe’s career-services department has put forth insufficient effort to help her secure employment, she claims.

I think its obvious that this is a little silly, but just to be fair let’s look at this objectively. It took more more than three months to find my first job out of college and it happened by networking and a little luck. It had nothing to do with my GPA or my minors or what extra-curriculars I was in…

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So Awesomely Sincere…

21 July, 2009

Way to read the cue card dumbass…

Just In Case You Missed It…

23 March, 2009



This is all over the internets. That dude was arrested for, get this, domestic battery. He literally choked his wife within inches of her life and then got arrested… all while wearing that stupid fucking T-shirt…

Let’s be honest, does anyone really love there marriage? Don’t get me wrong, you can love your wife, you can love your house, hell, you can love your in-laws. But, do you really love your marriage? Think about that one…

Riiiiight…

10 February, 2009

Ok, I know Coldplay aren’t exactly GG Allen or Guttermouth in terms of how hardcore they are, but I don’t think that Kid Rock has any room to criticize… Have we all forgotten Baugh wit da Baugh or whatever the fuck that song was called?

To quote “Kid”:

closequoteCommenting upon Coldplay, Rock said: “Coldplay was absolutely c**p. Bunch of Pet Shop Boys. The s***tiest f***ing performance I have seen in a long time. The only person who was brilliant was myself.” closequote

Sure dude, I’m sure you’re so rock ‘n roll that you don’t even need to play your own songs, oh wait, you already do that and you just rip off a standard set by people way cooler than you like Lynyrd Skynyrd and the Allman Brothers Band…

She’s not even hot… or talented…

8 January, 2009



From WWTDD:

closequoteTo recap, in 2003, Michelle Rodriguez was charged in Los Angeles with hit-and-run and failure to exchange insurance information, plus driving with a suspended (New Jersey) license and driving without a valid California license. Later in 2003, she was pulled over for speeding through a Hollywood Boulevard intersection. She was charged with driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license and driving without a valid license. In August of 2005, she was clocked going 80 mph in a 50 mph zone. Two months later she was caught driving 90 mph in a 35 mph zone. One month after that she was ticketed for driving 83 mph in a 55 mph zone. Eleven days after that, she was arrested on Oahu after failing a field sobriety test, registering a blood-alcohol level of 0.145 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08. For this incident she served 5 days in jail. She was already on probation, and because she violated that, she was sentenced to 60 days in jail. She didn’t serve 60 days of course, she served four hours and 20 minutes, but she was sentenced to community service, which she did not do. In fact she lied to the court and provided fake documents saying she had completed community service in LA on Sept 25. She wasn’t even in LA on the day she claimed to do it, she was in New York. For all this, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail. Of course this is LA so she was released after 17. But she did get community service, and this time, shockingly, she did it! Yaay! The system works! Today she finished the last of her 200 hour sentence by picking up trash on the streets in LA. closequote

None of that is exaggerated as far as I know. That’s LA for you… and she’s not even hot…

What happens when two extremes meet…

5 January, 2009

The more intelligent person wins…



Is she, is she being serious? Like I always say, Ann Coulter just needs a good old roll in the hay…