Posts Tagged ‘idiocy’

How Neighborly…

5 May, 2009

Mansfield woman says Arlington officer offered her possessions on Craigslist without her consent

Sherry Johnson Huwitt was standing at her kitchen window in her bathrobe shortly before dawn a couple of weeks ago when two strangers pulled up and started loading the portable basketball goal from the side of her house into a truck.

When the Mansfield woman ran outside to confront them, they said they weren’t stealing because the item was offered for the taking on Craigslist.

“What the hell is Craigslist?” she asked.

Huwitt had never heard of the advertising Web site and hadn’t posted any such ad. Someone else did: Free basket ball goal and tether ball pole. At dead end of roadway beside my home…(address) dont knock its placed out there for you to come get. will delete when gone. thanks.

Ya, He’s Going to Hell…

1 April, 2009

This is why we need a wider variety of personalities that wear badges in this country. It seems to me that only certain types of people become cops in today’s world. To sum up, I would say it takes a sociopathic, extroverted, egotistical, self loathing control freak with personal issues to become an officer of the law. That’s why no one likes you for the most part, cops…

openquote[Officer Robert Powell] had stopped Houston Texans running back Ryan Moats’ SUV outside Baylor Regional Medical Center in suburban Plano after the vehicle rolled through a red light.

The officer pulled out his gun and threatened Moats with jail as the player and his family pleaded to be allowed to go inside the hospital. Powell continued writing Moats a ticket and lecturing him even after a fellow officer confirmed that Moats’ mother-in-law was dying.

Jonetta Collinsworth, 45, died of breast cancer before Powell allowed Moats to go inside the hospital.openquote

Not everyone’s a criminal fuckface…

This Is A Joke Right?

26 March, 2009

Apparently the government is trying to regulate the use of e-cigarettes. Those smokeless, odorless and completely passive nicotine delivery devices that people use to quit smoking or if they can’t smoke in certain areas. I think they’re brilliant inventions as they don’t cause cancer on top of it. So, why, does the government feel that they need to regulate or ban (my least favorite word) these guys?

openquoteThe product’s aficionados say that because it contains no tobacco, it can be used in bars, nightclubs, restaurants and other public places where states and localities have banned tobacco use. But anti-smoking groups say that’s exactly the problem. They fear that it will reintroduce a “smoking culture” into places where people no longer are used to seeing wisps of smoke and cigarettes hanging from people’s mouths. “I understand why people use the nicotine replacement aids,” said Serena Chen, regional tobacco policy director of the American Lung Association in California. “But I don’t understand why people want to pretend that they’re smoking.” Chen believes that many ex-smokers will conclude that the e-cigarette is harmless and be lured back into the smoking trap. “If you had a serial killer who liked to stab people, would you give him a rubber knife?” Chen asked. “This just boggles the mind.”openquote

I love how she A. compares smokers to a serial killer (?) and B. makes a retarded metaphor about giving him a rubber knife. Of course I would give him a rubber knife, then he wouldn’t be able to kill people… Idiots…

26 March, 2009

openquoteSo it’s time to admit it: We’re fools, protagonists in a kind of gruesome comedy about the marriage of greed and stupidity. And the worst part about it is that we’re still in denial — we still think this is some kind of unfortunate accident, not something that was created by the group of psychopaths on Wall Street whom we allowed to gang-rape the American Dream.openquote

–Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone

Full Article Here

Hey, ya, That’s Mature…

4 February, 2009

I used to like Fagboy Joe Satriani. He is a guitar god. He is creative and writes well composed songs. But he’s a total fucking idiot. Please, let his lawyer do the talking:

Satriani’s attorney Howard King of King Paterno et al. says, “We have warned their British lawyers that we have hired a fleet of process servers lined up to dog the band everywhere they go this weekend in the hopes of serving them.” King even promises to have camera crews roaming around with the process servers to get the whole thing on tape…. Fox News are reporting today that Coldplay may be looking over their shoulders this Grammy weekend. The reason is that a lawyer representing musician Joe Satriani is sending teams of process servers all over town to hand them a plagiarism lawsuit

This is where they will, hopefully, eff themselves in the A. Satch says this isn’t for publicity and he is heartbroken (what a puss -ed.) about it all, etc. Okay, ya, sure, not for publicity. They’re only sending out servers on the biggest fucking day of Music! There only sending out, a camera crew? What the hell. This will turn so many people who are on the fence about this against Satriani. They are quite literally, about to bend over and take it from this guy.

God I Hate Bill O’Reilly…

28 January, 2009

Bill O’Reilly is one of (if not) the highest paid anchor on TV today. He is looked up to by almost every conservative Christian on the block and he is seen as a credible news source on his show the O’Reilly factor, etc.

Why, then, does he care about what Jessica Alba says? Why do you care for that matter? Why do I? Because she’s hot, that’s why. But its still not a good excuse to make something she says news worthy…

“Last week, Mr. Bill O’Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people…it’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: [Wikipedia link] if you want to see what I was referring to. I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!”

Sarcasm is awesome…

Ya, this makes sense…

14 January, 2009

Apparently, in Peru you can get hammered on the job and not be fired. A million 20 year old college students are rumored to be fleeing to Peru in order to take advantage of this “kick-ass opportunity.” (Not really)


closequoteLIMA (Reuters) – Peru’s top court has ruled that workers cannot be fired for being drunk on the job, a decision that was criticized by the government on Wednesday for setting a dangerous precedent.

The Constitutional Tribunal ordered that Pablo Cayo be given his job back as a janitor for the municipality of Chorrillos, which fired him for being intoxicated at work.