Posts Tagged ‘high school’

From Filmdrunk…

24 April, 2009

Absolutely true and hilarious:

openquoteRemember when we were kids and the heroes of high school movies were cool? Remember how Ferris Bueller was funny and smart and had a hot girlfriend and everyone liked him, and Marty McFly beat up bullies and shredded on guitar? Now all kids have to look up to are pussy emo vampires, underground MMA fighters with armband tats, and awkward, hateful nerds who make lame jokes and reference movies that came out before they were born. And when did all the guys become passive twats and all the girls desperate sluts? I swear to God, one of these days I’m gonna drive down to Fox and wedgie everyone who walks in the building. Soon as I find my pants.openquote