Noelism…

17 August, 2010



Noely G. is back on Talksport.

Also, that Sun ad gets me everytime. Cheeky little ginger…

Great Tattoo…

12 August, 2010

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Awesome Goal Celebrations…

9 August, 2010


These are more creative goal celebrations by Icelandic team Stjarnan. Hilarious.

Liam’s Gem…

30 July, 2010

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Liam on making childrens clothes… and Noel…

“We’re definitely doing some kids stuff man. I’d like to get my kid looking as cool as me. And maybe our Kid (his brother Noel) could get some cos he’s a little fella isn’t he.”

Classic…

29 July, 2010

This Looks Great…

27 July, 2010



This looks like someone reached into a 16 year olds’ imagination and made a movie out of what they found.

Bechdel Test…

22 July, 2010



I’m not disagreeing or anything, but all of the Bourne movies do pass this test… just saying…

Paul Weller is Cool…

20 July, 2010



You can definitely see where Liam Gallagher gets his interview ‘tude from…

Balloon Rube Goldberg…

16 July, 2010

Van Bommel Rules…

13 July, 2010



A quote from soccernews.com:

Then there was the horrible Mark Van Bommel. It seems the only talent he has on a football pitch is to kick the opposition. How he manages to get through a full 90 minutes on a football pitch without getting sent –off is beyond me. It’s a mystery how he has played for so many top clubs.

Come on… he’s not that dirty… He’s my favorite on Bayern Munchen… Also, who wrote this article, a high school journalism student?

Cops Really Just Aren’t Cool People…

13 July, 2010



I’m not sure how much provoking the girl did beforehand, but we need to start hiring brave and intelligent people into the police. This guy needs to be sent back to the sixties, smoke a little pot with Montel Williams and listen to a Jefferson Airlplane album before he has to help with crowd control at the next protest… we all know there’s going to be another one…

Pretty Cool…

12 July, 2010


This is a fan made trailer for the upcoming Stallone, Statham, Schwarzeneggar, Li, Lundgren, Couture, Austin, Rourke, Willis, Crews vehicle the Expendables that’s coming out this August. Its pretty funny, very well cut, and a little too “man-nerdy” for me (I’m coining that term). I think it raises a good point about the state of American “cinema” currently. Also, anything starring Charisma Carpentar deserves an oscar IMHO, if she’s not wearing clothes it deserves the Nobel Prize (yes, even a violent movie like this would deserve one).

“Its a female Shawshank Redemption, directed by Michael Bay!”

7 July, 2010


This is classic. As a huge fan of the Vampire Lesbian movement of the sixties, I must say, this is awesome.

Can You Spot All The Hilarity?

6 July, 2010


In this one picture?

Too Good Not To Post.

30 June, 2010




Liam’s response to “What is the inspiration for Beady Eye?” is classic. To be honest, I don’t really care what Liam, Gem and Andy’s new band sounds like as long as Andy Bell has a lot of input and it sounds like this:

Java 4 Ever…

30 June, 2010

Policemen Suck Part VIVVXX..

28 June, 2010



Oklahoma police tase an 86-year-old bedridden grandmother

Ya, that’s about par for the course at this point. I just like to think that all of those cops have lost their sense of dignity… but they probably haven’t and will defend their decisions until the day they die.

I can just see it now, little billy asks his grandfather, “Grandpa, did you ever have to shoot someone when you were a policeman?” “Why no, sonny, but I did have to taser a rabid old woman. A ferocious brute, she was. There we were, 6 of us, answering a call from a young man who was concerned about his grandmother not taking her medication. When we arrived on the scene it was worse than we thought, not only was she unable to get out of bed, but she was frail enough to be injured by a handcuffing. So, as she launched her attack on us we cut off her oxygen supply and tazered her… twice…”

Legitimately Funny…

25 June, 2010

I Hate All of You…

24 June, 2010



Robert Pattinson and Dracula are Distant Relatives

I’m Romanian and American and this makes me hate Twilight even more, if it were possible… Its bad enough people only think of Romania as one big Dracula theme park, and this just perpetuates it…

Go USA, The Sequel…

24 June, 2010

Follow the link: @AngelAlessandra, its very much worth it.

I’d say its an Empire Strikes Back caliber sequel…

Go USA…

24 June, 2010

Ya, That Makes Sense… Part XXVII…

22 June, 2010




The Center for Science in the Public Interest says they’re going to sue McDonalds for using the toys in Happy Meals as a way to turn “children into an unpaid drone army of word-of-mouth marketers, causing them to nag their parents to bring them to McDonald’s”.

You mean, like every other toy, food or product ever made since the 1940s targeted at children. Its up to the parent to say no, for christ’s sake. Its not hard. Allow me to demonstrate”

Child: Mom, I want a happy meal, they have Justin Bieber toys that make him look even more like a lesbian/over privileged douche-in-training. Please, can we go?
Mom: No, I’m already making dinner and we ate at McDonalds two weeks ago, we can’t eat there all the time.
Child: But I want to! I’ll hate you forever if we can’t go.
Mom: Tough shit, kid. I’m in charge and I said no, you’ll thank me when you’re not a fat waste of life in 10 years. Now go outside and play until I tell you its time to eat.

Was that so hard?

The rest of the article here.

What’s Your Story?

14 June, 2010



Nice to see there are good looking girls in America that like Oasis.

Funny…

11 June, 2010

Today’s Noelism…

10 June, 2010