Archive for June, 2010

Too Good Not To Post.

30 June, 2010




Liam’s response to “What is the inspiration for Beady Eye?” is classic. To be honest, I don’t really care what Liam, Gem and Andy’s new band sounds like as long as Andy Bell has a lot of input and it sounds like this:

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Java 4 Ever…

30 June, 2010

Policemen Suck Part VIVVXX..

28 June, 2010



Oklahoma police tase an 86-year-old bedridden grandmother

Ya, that’s about par for the course at this point. I just like to think that all of those cops have lost their sense of dignity… but they probably haven’t and will defend their decisions until the day they die.

I can just see it now, little billy asks his grandfather, “Grandpa, did you ever have to shoot someone when you were a policeman?” “Why no, sonny, but I did have to taser a rabid old woman. A ferocious brute, she was. There we were, 6 of us, answering a call from a young man who was concerned about his grandmother not taking her medication. When we arrived on the scene it was worse than we thought, not only was she unable to get out of bed, but she was frail enough to be injured by a handcuffing. So, as she launched her attack on us we cut off her oxygen supply and tazered her… twice…”

Legitimately Funny…

25 June, 2010

I Hate All of You…

24 June, 2010



Robert Pattinson and Dracula are Distant Relatives

I’m Romanian and American and this makes me hate Twilight even more, if it were possible… Its bad enough people only think of Romania as one big Dracula theme park, and this just perpetuates it…

Go USA, The Sequel…

24 June, 2010

Follow the link: @AngelAlessandra, its very much worth it.

I’d say its an Empire Strikes Back caliber sequel…

Go USA…

24 June, 2010

Ya, That Makes Sense… Part XXVII…

22 June, 2010




The Center for Science in the Public Interest says they’re going to sue McDonalds for using the toys in Happy Meals as a way to turn “children into an unpaid drone army of word-of-mouth marketers, causing them to nag their parents to bring them to McDonald’s”.

You mean, like every other toy, food or product ever made since the 1940s targeted at children. Its up to the parent to say no, for christ’s sake. Its not hard. Allow me to demonstrate”

Child: Mom, I want a happy meal, they have Justin Bieber toys that make him look even more like a lesbian/over privileged douche-in-training. Please, can we go?
Mom: No, I’m already making dinner and we ate at McDonalds two weeks ago, we can’t eat there all the time.
Child: But I want to! I’ll hate you forever if we can’t go.
Mom: Tough shit, kid. I’m in charge and I said no, you’ll thank me when you’re not a fat waste of life in 10 years. Now go outside and play until I tell you its time to eat.

Was that so hard?

The rest of the article here.

What’s Your Story?

14 June, 2010



Nice to see there are good looking girls in America that like Oasis.

Funny…

11 June, 2010

Today’s Noelism…

10 June, 2010

Cool…

9 June, 2010



As confused as I am about Lady Gaga, one minute I think she’s pop at its worst and the next I think she’s pop at its best, I can’t agree with her more on this quote from her interview with Larry King:

As Gaga told King: “I struggle with my feelings about the Church in particular….in terms of religion, I’m very religious. I was raised Catholic. I believe in Jesus. I believe in God. I’m very spiritual. I pray very much. But at the same time, there is no one religion that doesn’t hate or speak against or be prejudiced against another racial group or religious group, or sexual group. For that, I think religion is also bogus. So I suppose you could say I’m a quite religious woman that is very confused about religion. And I dream and envision a future where we have a more peaceful religion or a more peaceful world, a more peaceful state of mind for the younger generation. And that’s what I dream for.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

*On a side note, I still think she’s way hotter as a brunette…

You’ve Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me…

4 June, 2010

CULVER CITY, Calif. (KABC) — A graduation card sold at local stores has been pulled from shelves after a civil rights group raised concerns about the content. The group claims the card’s micro-speaker plays a greeting that’s racist.

It is a graduation greeting from Hallmark that says, “Hey world, we are officially putting you on notice.”

Members of the Los Angeles NAACP did take notice. As characters known as “Hoops” and “Yoyo” banter on, African American leaders hear offensive language.

“And you black holes, you are so ominous. Watch your back,” the card vocalizes.

“That was very demeaning to African American women. When it made reference to African American women as whores and at the end, it says ‘watch your back,'” said Leon Jenkins of the Los Angeles NAACP.

This is comedic. Period. The card has been out for 3 years! 3 years! I’m pretty damn liberal, but come on…

Sweet Jesus…

4 June, 2010



I’m a Muse fan and all, but christ, Matt Bellamy, are you just a little influenced by Jeff Buckley on this one?

Today’s Noelism…

3 June, 2010


Only one more week til the World Cup…

Awesome…

3 June, 2010

This. Looks. Awesome. Needs more burlesque, though…


Today’s Noelism…

1 June, 2010



This is interesting stuff…

Heinekin?!

1 June, 2010



RIP…

Wow…

1 June, 2010



If you watch this and don’t have some sort of happy feeling, then you’re dead inside. Its a video of a child with cochlear implants… hearing his mother’s voice for the first time.